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Here's the 100 words and the definitions.
1 ) POOKIE THE WONDER DOG
Necro-bestial attention getter.
2 ) BALSAC THE JAWS OF DEATH
Bear-trap jawed GWAR guitarist.
3 ) LUMPY McNUGGET
Heavily abused runaway.
3 ) GWAR BABY
Short-lived inter-band offspring.
4 ) TOILET SUMMONING
Messy ritual needed to contact Plane of Fudge.
5 ) TECHNO DESTRUCTO
Crazed cyborg marauder on confusing mission.
6 ) DUKE OF DOGMA
Obscure paper mache piss bucket attendant.
7 ) TEMPLE OF GWAR
GWAR's Earth-bound Antarctic fortress home.
8 ) MEAT SANDWICH
Song and video from GWAR's most recent album, "RAG NA ROK".
9 ) ODERUS URUNGUS
GWAR's tempermental lead singer.
10 ) GOATY THE LOAD
Fluid filled animal friend.
11 ) FATHER BOHAB
Anally endowed Papal Advocate.
12 ) GLOMCO
Gigantic corporation bent on owning entire world.
13 ) THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS
Jizmak home world. Lots of frisbees.
14 ) SICK OF YOU
Super-smash GWAR hit from "Scumdogs of the Universe".
15 ) BEEFCAKE THE MIGHTY
Gluttenous GWAR bass player.
16 ) LICKY LOAF
GWAR delicacy made out of dogshit.
17 ) PATCHES
Lumpys best friend, kills Mom in "Phallus".
18 ) SLAVE-PIT FUNNIES
Full- color comic drawn by the artists of GWAR !
19 ) BOZO DESTRUCTO
Techno's equally violent little brother.
20 ) MUTANT PENGUINS
20-ft.tall, pissed-off, and conquering Brazil.
21 ) THE SLAVE PIT
GWAR dungeon level that is the home to the Slaves of GWAR
22 ) SURF OF SIN
Theme song and video featuring Cardinal Sin.
23 ) BAT-SHAPED HELICOPTER
GWAR's crack-powered hot rod.
24 ) UNT LICK
Sword of Oderus.
25 ) CARDINAL SIN
Intergalactic holy warrior that eats babies.
26 ) DICK COX
Suicidal Newscaster and gunbuff.
27 ) CLITOSPHERE
28 ) HELL-O !
GWAR's first smash album.
29 ) FLATTUS MAXIMUS
Constantly farting GWAR guitarist.
30 ) WORLD MAGGOT
Big worm that eats groupies.
31 ) PREGNANT BAG LADY
Easy to kill homeless person.
32 ) PHALLUS IN WONDERLAND
33 ) ANTON REEMCOBB
Disembodied head that moonlights as an art critic.
34 ) LATRINA
Redneck chick in "Rock n' Roll Never Felt So Good".
35 ) SCUMDOGGIA
Oderus's toxic homeworld.
36 ) SLUTMAN CITY
Anthem of excess from "Hell-o".
37 ) JIZMAK DA GUSHA
Dog-like; killed all GWAR drummers to get job.
38 ) PRINCE RAY PIERRE
Secret name of the French Demon.
39 ) BIG SMELLY HIPPY
Real name is "Freedom". Killed in "Slaughterama".
40 ) CRAP-A-PULT
Chaotic GWAR weapon best at splattering amps with spew.
41 ) DR. MR. MRS. PROF. SKULHEDFACE
Schizophrenic transexual super-genius.
42 ) X-COPS
GWAR dressed up like cops.
43 ) WAY PAST URANUS
Over-used joke phrase.
44 ) FIRE IN THE LOINS
Slymenstra's song on "Ragnarok".
45 ) SLYMENSTRA HYMEN
GWAR's ferocious female.
46 ) SCUMBUCKET
Liittle known Slave Pit inbred country shitkickers.
47 ) UNCLE KNOBBY
Helpless parapelegic who had jet engine dropped on him.
48 ) CUTTLEFISH OF CTHULU
Legendary penis creature.
49 ) GRANBO AND THE MORALITY SQUAD
Super-right wing paramiliatary squad and known weinie-stealers.
50 ) BOSS GLOM
Jello Biafra in disguise.
51 ) DEATH POD
Hulking War Machine built by the Master to contain GWAR.
52 ) SEXECUTIONER
Penultimate Prince of Perversity.
53 ) SATANS SKINS
Nazi Skins who worship Hitler as the Devil.
54 ) CRACKZOOKA
The only crack pipe big enough for GWAR.
55 ) LAWN JOCKEY
Anti-racist Slave Pit movie.
56 ) DR.D.BILL ATTATED
Medical member of the Morality Squad.
57 ) CHERNOBYL COCKROACH
Radiated household pest half a mile high.
58 ) SALAMINIZER
First song on Scumdogs.
59 ) SLAVES OF GWAR
Without them GWAR would be naked.
60 ) MEAT GRINDER
Handy kitchen device for slaughtering millions.
61 ) INTERGALACTIC WRESTLING
Most popular sport in outer space.
62 ) LOG-SUCKOFF
Pizza-delivering demon from the Plane of Fudge.
63 ) BUTTHEAD QUEEN
Peaceful Queen drained of Jizmoglobin by Cardinal Sin.
64 ) THE HORROR OF YG
Al Jourgensen of Ministry produced this song from "Scumdogs".
65 ) SLEAZY P. MARTINI
GWAR's shotgun packing manager.
66 ) THE ROTTING CARCASS OF BURL IVES
Popular Oderus love toy.